23's & 7's

suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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(via strawberry-taffy)

dynamicafrica:

"I always thought that by the time I put out a third album, I would want to come back to natural hair and natural makeup," she told me. "I thought, I will shock the world again and just be more toned down. I thought that would be more shocking than to keep on doing exactly what they had already seen."

- Nicki Minaj for GQ Magazine November 2014.

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amateur-1314:

catoverlord:

falcuntpunch:

trust me, you want to watch this

I JUST CACKLED SO FUCKING LOUD HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD AHAHA

OH WOW I …

(via armpitting)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.

My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.

White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?

My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?

White Co-Worker: Just English

My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?

White Co-Worker: Moo?

My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*

White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

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dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

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breastanxiety:

20
I have suffered from an eating disorder and still struggle alot with my bodyimage and mind. I used to treat my body like shit. Starting recovery, gaining weight, relapse and losing weight. Which caused stechmarks all over my body and boobs.I hated my boobs and all female curves on my body. But finding this site and those brave girls gave me hope, that one day I will love my body as it is, a beautiful and unique gift from mother nature.

breastanxiety:

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I have suffered from an eating disorder and still struggle alot with my bodyimage and mind. I used to treat my body like shit. Starting recovery, gaining weight, relapse and losing weight. Which caused stechmarks all over my body and boobs.I hated my boobs and all female curves on my body. But finding this site and those brave girls gave me hope, that one day I will love my body as it is, a beautiful and unique gift from mother nature.

(via porn4ladies)

rubyetc:

cattoo! lovely surprise from this gal 

rubyetc:

cattoo! lovely surprise from this gal 

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

(via badfoxtrot)

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

bonerfart:

trueclit:

jesus didn’t die on the cross for this

how could you read this and still believe in god tho 

(via porn4ladies)

victorianme:

My outfit for Miku Concert NYC!I used IW’s violin bag to make it more music-related <3
Head bow: handmade the night beforeOne-piece: Angelic PrettySocks: OzoneBags and shoes: Innocent World
Thank you~! Enjoy Miku weekend!

victorianme:

My outfit for Miku Concert NYC!
I used IW’s violin bag to make it more music-related <3

Head bow: handmade the night before
One-piece: Angelic Pretty
Socks: Ozone
Bags and shoes: Innocent World

Thank you~! Enjoy Miku weekend!