January 2012
boondockbrothers:
Boondock Saints - Theme...
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Take me back to Constantinople No you can’t...
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December 2011
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Javier is a fucking troll.
And why can 9 o’clock not get here fast enough?
stormcloud:
i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
harrisexual:
popper pants!
the popcorn you make in your pants!
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Cake
Fionna, tell Gumball that you think that he’s HAAWWWTTTT. Guys like to hear that they’re HAWWT.
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On an unrelated note,
I hate wearing makeup. Well, no, I hate having to wear it. I hate that I feel like I have to when my skin doesn’t look good. And I especially hate the feeling after I take it off… feels like I just rubbed my face off with sandpaper. And while it’s on, I’m literally wearing a mask.
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People need to stop putting shit from tumblr on...
Not even just the statuses, making them seem cool when they take it from here.
But just everything.
Dude, these are two things that can not peacefully coexist on the same coordinate plane. Stop putting tumblr shit on Facebook.
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Running. Dying.
Feeling great.
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I found the Now That’s What I Call Music 26 CD, and it has Miss New Booty on it.
I’m playing it and my mom comes over and is all, “Oh I was listening to that while I was doing my step class a little while ago.”
“Mom… you were listening to this?”
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Yo, ho, all together, Hoist the colours high; Heave ho, thieves and beggars, Never shall we die.
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I still want to be a pirate when I grow up. I’m headed in the right direction of Benjamin Hornigold if I keep this up.
